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Crowley thing

Date: 2006-01-06 09:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
*In a very schmoopy voice*

Hey... It's Marty. I know things have been weird between us lately, but I want to make it up to you. I thought we could just get some take out, snuggle... maybe make out like two ferrets in heat. *snickers*

My place? 10:00? 10:30ish?

Love ya...

*wet sounding kiss*

Date: 2006-01-06 09:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Look Cupcake, If you can't date a guy just because he makes kissy noises, then you don't know what you're missing!


Date: 2006-01-06 09:52 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] fates_jaye
Hey, so I guess Lee Adama is having a naked slumber party. Tonight in 216. Hope to see you there!"

Date: 2006-01-06 10:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]

"Hey, bitch, I know I'm in a relationship and it sure as hell isn't with you! So back the hell off!"

Date: 2006-01-06 10:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Hey, it's Callisto.

Handcuffs and chocolate syrup? Sounds interesting, although I have to say at this point group sex is right out.

Catch you later.

[this message.]

Friday of Doom

Date: 2006-01-07 01:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
After this ( and this ( Lilly calls Rover, totally freaked, but sadly...

"Hey baby, it's me. Listen, we really need to talk. I think the administration is going to come down on us for dating, and there is no way I'm going to let them break us up. Please call me back as soon as you can.

Oh, and something about grape jelly and bondage over at the radio station at night that you might want to check out on your rounds. Jaye and Barbossa, along with some other people probably. I so need a gig there. They mentioned your name, so I don't know...

Okay. I'll be waiting to hear from you.

*lilly makes a weird noise that might just mean love you...*

Date: 2006-01-07 03:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
"Hey, just returning your call. Yeah, I've been getting some weird messages. And I know you've been here for a semester, I've seen you around. But I got one of those messages m'self. Whatever. Have a nice night."

The snow hits the fan

Date: 2006-01-28 08:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
"Dean Washburn? My name is Pippi and I'm a Freshman. Parker told me to call you about getting weapons from the gun range ( for the big metal lady in the gym... Um... Should I wait for you or just rip the door open... And if I end up having to do that... Please don't give me detention... Detention makes me end up in the Clinic."

Date: 2006-02-07 11:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
"Dean lady babe, I have to go out of town for a, uh, family emergency. My TA, Little Boy Blue Eyes Dude...I think he goes by Crichton or something weird like that, anyway he's gonna take my classes this week. I'll be back, but I don't know when. I'll call you!"

Date: 2006-03-20 12:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Principal Washburn, this Captain Doral of the Colonial Fleet. Please take notice of the letter left for you in your mailbox about our removal of Lee Adama from your school. Thank you.

Date: 2006-04-14 11:31 am (UTC)
mycanonhatesme: (watching you leave)
From: [personal profile] mycanonhatesme
"Principal Washburn? This is Chloe Sullivan; I'm a senior. I know we're supposed to get passes to leave for the weekend, but I've had a family/friend emergency, so I have to go home, like, now. I just wanted to let someone official know, and I'll get a retroactive pass from the office on Monday. Thank you."

Date: 2006-09-03 03:42 pm (UTC)
demonbelthazor: (Juvenile delinquent)
From: [personal profile] demonbelthazor
"Um, Principal Washburn? This is Belthazor. I just wanted to let you know that there's a student missing. It's Marie D'Anacanto, and she's, um, having some emotional issues and kinda freaked out because she found out she's a mutant. We're looking for her and I'm sure we'll find her, but I thought I should let you know so we don't get in any trouble. I've told the Trooper station, too. She's not like dangerous or anything, just kinda scared. If you need to know more just call me back."

Date: 2006-09-24 08:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Sometime Sunday after the conversation which hasn't happened yet, Wilson called the Principal.

"Principal Washburn? This is Dr. James Wilson. I wanted to call and clear with you permission to take a student off the island just for the afternoon/evening on this upcoming Tuesday. The student is Blair Sandburg and I need to drive over to MCV (Medical collage of Virginia) to pick up some materials and thought Blair might enjoy seeing the research library they have there. This is after my own class and any of Blair's classes and won't interfere with his Wednesday schedule either. Is this all right?"

[ooc: Hi there! :D This is for a little tiny plot which I believe falls under the 'few' people category as it's only myself, Blair, Phale and Bel who will be involved. A bit of demon dodging and then demon smiting off the island on Tuesday? I wasn't sure what exactle constituted 'a few' people and figured this could work as IC notification for Blair and OOC notification as well?]

Date: 2006-09-25 12:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
"Principal Washburn, this is Penny Halliwell. I am Phoebe Halliwell's grandmother and guardian. The poor dear was attacked by a mugger last night. She's fine, but in a bit of a shock, so I trust you won't mind if I keep her home for a few days until she's fully recovered from this traumatizing experience. I will send her back to school as soon as she's had some rest."

Date: 2006-10-24 10:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
"Principal Washburn, it's Lorelai Gilmore-Danes. I just got a message from one of my students telling me that Zuko wasn't in class yesterday because he's left the school. She also mentioned that he's in the clinic. I'm not sure what's going on and I was hoping you could let me know. Thanks!"

Date: 2006-11-27 04:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
"Principal Zoe? It's El Mariachi. In case you haven't heard, Nadia has been recovered.

If you want to talk further about this, I can come to your office first thing Monday morning."

[[Sorry for not being able to have El call earlier. Lots of driving.]]

Date: 2006-12-08 09:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
At some point on Friday the 8th, Wilson called in to Zoe's voicemail, sounding a bit tired.

"Dean Washburn? Is it possible I could stop by your office today to drop something off?"

Date: 2007-02-22 02:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
"Zoe? Considering the announcement Madrox just made, I'm just checking to make sure you're not locked in a closet or a portal somewhere. Since you're not answering, I'm going to assume you are -- or something equally... detaining.

"I'm going to go 'talk' to Madrox now. I'll try not to do anything permenent to him. If you get this, call me back so I know you're okay."

Date: 2007-04-07 02:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
"Hello, Principal Washburn! This is The Tick! I'm walking back from the Rocky Bits right now where a bunch of bombs just exploded under me! Also, we need to have a chat about Tyler Durden! And... are you calling me? I'm hearing a ringing, but my phone isn't showing anyone calling. Weird!"

Date: 2007-04-23 08:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
"Zoe, it's Thursday Next. I thought you should know that there was an altercation at the church last night. The situation has been resolved, but there were a few student injuries. Off the top of my head, I think there was Naomi Wildman, Annette Hargrove and Sam Winchester. Bridge Carson and Nadia Santos were involved, but they were able to leave under their own steam. As I said, it's all been said and done now, but there may be a few absences tomorrow if any of the students have exams. I'm going to stop in tomorrow and check on them. Talk to you tomorrow. Bye."

Date: 2007-04-26 06:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Unfortunately Zoe is the victim of one of Jamie's drunk dialing accidents.


There's a quiet sob at the other end of the line.

"You complete me."


Date: 2007-06-06 01:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
A hand-lettered card was dropped into the mailbox or slipped under the door.

Please join me in wishing joy to Wade "Deadpool" Wilson and Yondaime Hokage Arashi Uzumaki as we celebrate the the happy one month anniversary of their marriage.

Caritas, 7pm
Wednesday June 6th

The couple is registered at Sanrio ( and Bed, Bath, and Beyond (

Freaky phone friday

Date: 2007-06-15 11:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
"Shouldn't we tell the principal?"

Freaky phone Friday

Date: 2007-06-15 12:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
"...Hello? HELLO? You have a message from God? Because I really need to get in touch with him. I'll meet you for lunch."

Which might be an odd message, even considering this (

Freaky Phone Friday...

Date: 2007-06-15 04:10 pm (UTC)
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