The Principal's Office Voicemail

[bigdamnprincipal]

Hello. You've reached the voicemail of the office of Zoe Winchester. If you need to make an appointment to see the principal, please leave a message after the beep, and an appointment will be arranged for you. Thank you.

*BEEP*

[Leave a message here if you need to/want to come in and see Zoe, and we'll work out a time for her to be in her office.

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Comments

[stargazer-ellie.livejournal.com]

"Principal Washburn, this is Ellie Arroway. I'd like to come in and see you at your convenience about having a night, maybe once or twice a month, where I can open up the observatory to the public and allow people from town to use the telescope. I know townspeople aren't usually allowed on campus, but I hope we can arrange for an exception in this case. Please let me know a good time."

[a-phale.livejournal.com]

"Principal Washburn, this is Aziraphale. I'd like to set up a time to speak to you about some concerns a couple of my students have expressed about getting signatures for their field trip permission slips."

[pieandcoffee.livejournal.com]

"Principal Washburn? This is Dale Cooper of the Fandom Police Department. Recently a student of yours, Turtle Wexler, had some personal property destroyed by a couple of other students: Annette Hargrove and John Shepphard.

Considering the personal property was only Miss Wexler's hair braids and that the act took place on school property, I believe that this is more of a school administration jurisdiction than a legal one. I'll have one of the trooper drop off the evidence and case file for you to review."

[intraspective]

Ino wasn't entirely sure which number to call but figured this one was probably the better bet.

"Principal Washburn? It's Ino. Um, the one with the garden? Well, you mentioned that you'd like to see it when it was done--though a garden is never really done, honestly--and well, it's in bloom now. If you'd still like to see it, I mean."

[cutsthestrings.livejournal.com]

"Principal Washburn? There's, well, some information about my background that a friend has informed me might be best shared with you if, er, you weren't aware of it? I was wondering if there was a time today or tomorrow or whenever you're available when, um, I could see you about it?"

Wow, good going, Fiona. You sound so confident.

"Thank you. Oh! This is Fiona Post."

She really wasn't used to these things.

[bigdamnprincipal]

"Ms. Post, I'll be in my office tomorrow for some time in the late morning and early afternoon. Feel free to come by, and we can talk then."

April Fool Phone

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

"The Angels have the Phonebox."

Yes, Kenzi had figured out part of what was going on now.

"Call me!"

Crazy Phone Day

[cuzfriendship]

"Mal! You and that kitty looked so cute on Instagram. Whose kitty is that? Why are you hugging kitties? Mal I have to know!"