The Principal's Tower, Saturday Morning

[bigdamnprincipal]

Now that the announcements were done, Zoe went back up to the tower to see if John had woken up yet. She climbed up onto the bed and sighed loudly when she saw that he was still sleeping, and when her moan of hunger didn't wake him up, she began poking him all along his arm. "John? John? John? Jooooohn? JOHN!"

[for demons_death for now.]

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"Stop poking!" John complained, swiping an arm out in the general direction of the poker.

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Zoe giggled and kept poking. "Not until you get up!"

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John rolled his eyes. Girls. He suddenly exploded from the cocoon of blankets and tackled her, launching a tickle attack.

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"Hey!" Zoe squealed. She tried to block the attacks, and ended up just dissolving into giggles.

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"Say Uncle!" John demanded, not letting up on the tickling.

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Zoe squirmed and tried to get away. "Never!"

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John just doubled the attack. "Say it!"

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If Zoe's mom were there, she'd be very mad at the bad Chinese words Zoe was spouting right now. "Uncle! Get off of me!" she finally said.

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John grinned in victory and sat back, though he didn't get off Zoe. "Now say boys rule and girls drool!"

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"Girls rule and boys suck!" Zoe said, giggling.

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John started tickling her again.

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Zoe started squealing again. "Stop! That's an order!"

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"You're not the boss of me!" John told her. Totally ignoring the fact that yeah, she kinda was.

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"I'm totally the boss of you. I'm the boss of everybody!" She sounded very excited by this.

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"Are not!"

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"Are too!"

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"Are not!"

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"Are too!"

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"Are not!"

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"Are too are too are too!"

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"Are not times infinity!"

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"Are too times infinity plus one!"

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"Are not times infinity plus infinity!"

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"You'd better take that back," Zoe said warningly.

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"Or what?" John asked challengingly.

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Zoe leaned up and gave John a big kiss on the cheek. "Or I'll do that!"

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John reared back, rubbing at his cheek in an effort to get rid of the girl cooties. "Ewwww!"

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Zoe giggled and tried to squirm her way out from under him while she had the chance.

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John was still preoccupied with getting rid of any girl cooties that might still be sticking to him so wasn't holding Zoe down as carefully as he had been.

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Zoe got away and jumped off of the bed, running to the other side of the room to put distance between herself and John. "I win!" she said triumphantly, before adding, "You should make me breakfast."

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"Me?" John asked, climbing out of bed. "You're the girl. It's the girl's job to cook."

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"Nuh uh. It's the girl's job to find a boy who does all that stuff, so the girl has time to run things. That's what my mom says, and she's the smartest lady ever," Zoe insisted.

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John stared at her. "That's just stupid."

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"You're just stupid," Zoe shot back.

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"Am not!"

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"Are too!"

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"Am not!"

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"Are too times infinity plus infinity!" Never let it be said that she wasn't a fast learner.

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"Am not times infinity plus infinity plus one," John shot back. That would show her.

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Zoe pouted. She was pretty sure her math skills stopped at infinity plus infinity. "Fine, you're not stupid."

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John grinned. "Told you!"

That still left the problem of breakfast as John was getting hungry now too. "We need someone to cook for us," he decided.

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"Yeah. And if they don't cook for us, I'll give them detention," Zoe said. "Do you know anybody who can cook?"

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John thought about it. "Dean," he finally said. "He cooks for Sammy all the time."

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"Great!" Zoe said, before pouting again. "Wait, Dean can't cook for us. He was bad and has to play with Josh today."

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John frowned. "Can't you tell Josh we need him to cook for us? Since you're the boss of him and all." He had no problem calling Zoe that if it got him what he wanted.

[bigdamnprincipal]

"Hey, that's a good idea!" Zoe said. "Okay, let's go get Dean."